In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
And then my night got REAL pukey
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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