he thought i was a dude.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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