Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he thought i was a dude.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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