five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
it was like eating out sand paper
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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