My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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