In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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