i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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