8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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