once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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