...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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