I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
NoShamevember. You game?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
