Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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