I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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