I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just high enough for therapy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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