Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's Friday. Sex?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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