lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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