he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Drake has all the answers
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
