woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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