Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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