I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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