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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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