She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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