Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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