So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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