I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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