once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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