Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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