I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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