spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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