White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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