either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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