when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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