did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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