The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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