so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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