life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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