Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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