I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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