my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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