if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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