Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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