its not stalking. its research.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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