It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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