Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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