I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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