what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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