Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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