Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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