i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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