spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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