so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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