I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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