He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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