She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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